I picked this up purely for the eye candy, and it was delicious. It was pretty much frat house campy but the four (five) young witch guys where shaved and ripped, liked swimming in speedo type suits, and have horrible dreams dipped in baby oil.
Not bad for the horror factor.....well, ok it wasn't great, but some of the effects where well done and I jumped here and there.
Have you seen it?
Not bad for the horror factor.....well, ok it wasn't great, but some of the effects where well done and I jumped here and there.
Have you seen it?
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Re: The Covenant
Fri, May 4, 2007 - 9:28 PMYeah, and I thought it was a not-even-worthy-of-my-hatred piece of shit. It just annoyed me. Yep, for the eye candy factor, it was OK. But I prefer my guys a little older and a lot hairier. I give it a thumbs down. Cuz even taking the eye candy factor into consideration, I'd rather beltsand my asshole than hafta watch that fodder again. I'd rather wirebrush my eyeballs. I'd rather jerk off to Lawrence Welk reruns! -
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Fri, May 4, 2007 - 10:30 PM>>I'd rather jerk off to Lawrence Welk reruns!<<
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Re: The Covenant
Fri, May 4, 2007 - 10:58 PMI'd rather get buttfucked by a cactus! With Tobasco sauce lube! (And no complimentary reach-around.) -
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Re: The Covenant
Sat, May 5, 2007 - 4:10 AMYeah I didn't like it much either, Arnie. Sorry bud. I think I stopped watching it after about 15 minutes.
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Re: The Covenant
Mon, May 7, 2007 - 1:19 AMI haven't seen it -- is it even campy bad?
Maybe I'll look for a torrent. I can't bear buying something if it sucks. Unless it sucks so bad it is funny.
Is it as bad as Bloodrayne?
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Re: The Covenant
Sat, June 28, 2008 - 3:21 PMEye candy yes. Homoerotic teens yes. Abs you could grate cheese on yes, but I didn't think it was very 'horrory'. You could tell it was mainly aimed at girls who are into the whole witch thing.
I did like it, though hehehe
